Blood Suckers
This is the Blood Suckers Podcast. We're a tits out (feminist), fangs out (vampire), film critique (opinionated) podcast devoted to watching every vampire film we can get our fangs into. Kacey is a film maker, producer, writer and damn genius, and Sarah-Marie just really really likes vampires.
Episodes
80 episodes
Episode 79 "My FairyGodmother is Alice Cooper"
"Beneath the Sternum of Where the Heart Would Be" is a song right? Should we start a band?! 2009's Suck taught us that it can only get better if you date your worthless ex and become a vampire! Also, Kacey has no idea who Malcom McDowe...
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Season 1
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Episode 79
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49:08
Episode 78 "Kacey Has No Inner Child"
If a thirteen year old girl wrote this anime, Kacey refuses to know where she's coming from! Welcome back to the pod ya'll. We're unpacking the rest of Season One of Vampire Knight.Things We Learned:Only one teacher at the ac...
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Season 1
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Episode 78
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57:33
Episode 77 "Kacey Loves Anime Now"
Someone smarter has written something about this somewhere, but all we know is that sexy anime with creepy tall vampire boys titillates Sarah-Marie, infuriates Kacey, and we both loved it. Things We Learned:SM wouldn't l...
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Season 1
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Episode 77
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52:45
Episode 76 "Sooooooore Vam"
Was this the 80's? Was this hazing accurate? Is Australia this terrible to it's LGBTQ+ Community? We're confused!Things We Learned:SM recorded the audio from Australia, where apparently things are terrible. Which is why the p...
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Season 2
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Episode 76
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58:15
Episode 75 "Mythically Feral Butthole Nipple"
How's your blood portall today? Lost your face? How about a broken toilet of cake during your fire drill? If none of this makes sense, WELCOME TO PERPETRATOR. Things We Learned:Forevering is the dumbest way to say immort...
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Season 2
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Episode 75
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57:30
Episode 74 "Christian Blood Stuff"
Dracula 2000 (2000) has a whole loaf of milk toast choices in it. *This message sponsored by virgin (but not really)Things We Learned:Judas is Dracula?! KC wasn't even born here ya'll!Mardi Gras death m...
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Season 2
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Episode 74
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56:28
RE-RELEASE! Ep 27 "Flatulent Ergo Sum"
In celebration of releasing Blood Sisters over on the Little Renegade Films youtube, we're taking this week off of the pod to share with you an OLDY BUT A GOODY (as Sm's mom would say). We love you and would get addicted to your blood any day! ...
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54:20
Episode 73 "Clueless Vampires"
Vamps (2012) sure did try to be Clueless but it sure didn't have Jane Austen to bolster it up. No stakes for ep 73 of the pod. No garlic either. Lame.Things We Learned:KC doesn't see sub-genre apparently. She has a condition....
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Season 2
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Episode 73
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51:58
Ep 72 "Oh Humperdink!"
Fright Night (1985) has the sexiest Humperdink we've ever seen.Things We Learned:SMC and Kacey think Taylor loves Now and Laters (she does), but what they meant was Hi-chews. Hi-chews are like… the Lacroix of St...
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Season 2
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Episode 72
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58:29
Episode 71 "Rare Books & Sexy Liver Spots"
El Conde (2023) is the first vampire film we've liked IN AN ETERNITY OF TIME even though that nun was terrible at her job, we'll have a teacup of blood with Margret Thatcher any ol' night of the week.Things We Learned:Margare...
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Season 2
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Episode 71
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43:29
Episode 70 "Blow Job My Fingers"
Nightbreed (1990) is not or is or isn't or but is it a vampire film? You be the judge. All we know is that he stuck those blood covered fingers aaaaaall the way down his throat. Things We Learned:The ultimate in body hor...
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Season 2
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Episode 70
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57:23
Episode 69 "They Sh*t the Bed!"
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) was a tumor on a tumor on a tumor of some very decent bones from a deep cut chapter of Dracula AND SOMEONE IS FURIOUS ABOUT IT. (Hint: it's not KC)Things We Learned:Demeter was the Goddes...
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Season 2
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Episode 69
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46:38
Episode 68 "Groovy Tunes & Mini Dresses"
Blacula (1972) was educational for film history and fashion for sure, but not great for the exploitation of black culture. NOTE TO LISTENERS: We bailed out of Ganja & Hess (1973) and then watched Blacula instead. We talk about both at...
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Season 2
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Episode 68
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47:57
Episode 67 "The Folk Dance of Confusion"
Vampir (2021) is a confusing time that we didn't hate, despite the abysmal blood score. Three cheers for weird serbian vampire villagers!Things We Learned:Nothing. We were confused the whole time.
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Season 2
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Episode 67
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47:29
Episode 66 "Danceless Topping"
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) is about titties and the twisting of them. Truly, the masterpiece of our time. Things We Learned:KC would gladly own and operate the Titty Twister if she could have that fire show every night.&...
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Season 2
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Episode 66
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55:08
Episode 65 "Codependant Pantsuit"
We watched what Kacey believes to be THE BEST Nicholas Cage film ever made. And if Renfield (2023) wasn't the best, she's never going to watch Leaving Las Vegas anyway so the point is moot. SIGH.Thing we Learned:You gotta spr...
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Season 2
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Episode 65
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43:37
Episode 64 "Starting with a Good Suck"
We're doing it! We're in season two baybee!!! And to kick things off, we've made a terrible mistake and watched 2003's Underworld. Thing we Learned:Selene is not a strong female characterSM has really cute bangs...
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Season 2
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Episode 64
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47:50
Ep 63 "A Vile Hunger for Your Ham"
It's the season finale while we hide from the sun and film some projects! We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 5/6/7 and STILL wanted more boy butts and kisses and instead got assaults and eye contacts. BOO. But yay for season two...
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Season 1
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Episode 63
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49:48
Ep 62 "Diary Abuse!"
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 3/4 and wanted more boy butts that we did not get. But we loved discussing all the differences in the book and this adaptation, including tiny red sunglasses and another tit!We Also Lear...
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Season 1
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Episode 62
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1:01:13
Ep 61 "There's a Tit"
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 2 and learned to watch more than one episode at a time for the pod from now on. She's short and sweet and she'll show you her tit! And we love you, thanks for listening. We Also Lea...
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Season 1
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Episode 61
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38:08
Ep 60 "Man Butt Sandwich"
We watched Interview with the Vampire (2022) S1 Ep 1 and saw man butts! MAN BUTTS AND MAN KISSES AND DREAMY EYEBALLS and we're watching the whole thing as soon as vampirically possible. Unless there's not more man butts. No more man butts and w...
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Season 1
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Episode 60
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53:52
Ep 59 "Belly Fulla Blood"
We watched The Transfiguration (2016) and were entranced, amazed, disturbed by the film and distracted by the newest member of the Curry fluff brigade. Don't get your prions in a twist when you watch this sad and lovely thing. Make sure you hav...
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Season 1
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Episode 59
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51:04
Ep 58 "Angela Bassett Arms"
We watched A Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) and had too many giggles about the 90's and the wacky running and the terrible scripting. It was a hoot according to SM, a total fart for KC and a disaster through and through. We loved it?We Also ...
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Season 1
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Episode 58
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53:14
EP 57 " In Your Little Girl Body"
We watched All the Moons (2020) and have no complaints... Okay just one: Change your clothes, brush your teeth, get more than one dress. IT'S NOT HARD! Seriously, we loved this film. Treasure our gushing because it doesn't happen often!
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Season 1
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Episode 57
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51:51
