Kacey Samiee
Kacey is a titan of the film industry even though you’ve never seen her in anything. She’s super awesome at acting and it’s been said that when she's cast in roles below her belt, it’s an “arrant waste of one of Austin’s finest actors”. She took up this acting thing at around age 6 and has been making her dad question her decisions and worry about her financial wellbeing ever since. In 2012 she decided the only way she was gonna make a buck doing what she loves is by creating her own opportunities, so she’s been spending copious amounts of money on writing, producing, and filmmaking ever since. Luckily for her, she’s really really sexy, which has gotten her absolutely nowhere, but is still something she lists under “special skills” on her acting resume.